Once upon a time, in a land where sanity depended on your point of view and sentences beginning with 'and' were grammatically acceptable, the Tabicetas said, "I need a personal website."

Saddling up her trusty warsteed PhotoshopTM, she set out onto the Internet to make herself one. On her quest she crossed the river of Distraction, the mountains of Laziness, and did battle with the fierce troops who serve the evil king of Real Work, with whom she had fought (and been defeated by) before. But this time, of all times, she succeeded. Valiantly ignoring the cornucopia of better things she had to do, she persevered in creating a site that would highlight her amazing talents... or lack thereof.
And lo! On the other side of the battlefield, with the corpses of such mortal enemies as Homework behind her, she did see the sparkling ocean of the Internet stretching vast before her. With the help of her trusty sidekick FTP, she bravely launched her little trireme of a site into that abyss from which many brave explorers have never returned.
And so all was well in the land of Tabicetas.

Relatively speaking.

Navigation is to your left, above, and below, escape hatches are to your right, and the rest of your life is before you.
...provided you don't die while you're on this site. Now wouldn't that be a disappointment?

While done for pleasure and not profit, all site design, graphics, and text on this webpage were constructed by Tabicetas éndre Nehiltas. Please do not take, most especially without permission. If you want to offer a link-swap, on the other hand, that is not only fully encouraged, it'd be a pleasure.
  
5/26: Actually put in real content on the index page rather than filler. I think I have an unhealthy obsession with nested tablesets.